Someone mentioned to me that Malachy or somebody prophesied what all the Popes would be and do and he said the next Pope will be the final one, and he will be the antichrist.

I reckon if this is right, membership of the church will rise exponentially, I mean, who [iwouldn't[/i want to be in a [ireal[/i Satanic cult? Though now would probably not be a good time to be a goat, and virgins could get nervous.

Not sure about that but it sounds fun if it is the case. The next Pope will be called....Damien !!! I think that goats and virgins will be safe as the Church Of Satan has come a long way since then.

Not Damien, the next Pope is (according to this Malachy) going to be Roman Peter. Curiously enough, one of the favourites for the job, and the guy who'll be acting pope till the election, has Peter for a forename, and comes from Romano.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.



Sounds like being the next Pope could be the devil's own job.

I think the prophesy says it is the last pope, not that the world will end. Does this mean the end of the Catholic Church and it's shenanigans?!

Have we finally found Damo-Leeds a job?

I think he wrote the ad, since our client are looking for the next pope.

They should give it to Peter Turkson. That would really shake things up.

Why's that then?
He's very much a conservative like the two before him.
Is it his Islamaphobic tendencies that excite you, or is it cos he is a negro?

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Well tbh it doesn't excite me as i'm not religious, but the fact that the catholic church have in the past been on the borderline of racism it would be interesting to see how things would unfold.

Let he who is without deception cast the first deceit.

Why are they deceived and you, I take it are not??

'Cos Jesus had a personal chat with him.

I was going to suggest when he announced his resignation that it may be to get out before a scandal broke. Looks like that couldbe the case?

That's right.


Can't remember where he said this chat took place now?



His garden rings a bell.

Wonder if der exPope had been fully briefed on what his Scottish priests had been up to? Quote The BBC has seen evidence that bishops in the Catholic Church in Scotland knew of 20 allegations of child sex abuse by priests between 1985 and 1995.'" www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-21715473 Oddly enough, I don't recall the Vatican mentioning it.

Wonder if der exPope had been fully briefed on what his Scottish priests had been up to? Quote The BBC has seen evidence that bishops in the Catholic Church in Scotland knew of 20 allegations of child sex abuse by priests between 1985 and 1995.'" www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-21715473 Oddly enough, I don't recall the Vatican mentioning it.

The Roman Catholic view is not consistent with scripture, so how do they decide what is proper doctrine? By making it up (works righteousness) and arguing from authority.

The Bible doesn't mention Popes.

The Bible doesn't mention Purgatory.

The Bible doesn't allow men to forgive sins.

The Bible doesn't venerate Mary.

The Bible doesn't give authority to church leaders. It is Jesus' church.

Harry Potter doesn't mention popes.

Blah blah blah you get the drift.

JK Rowling is God etc.

The [iBible[/i itself is not consistent, but that's never stopped you.

I'll take your word for it but it all seems crackers to me.

No doubt every word that the new pope has ever uttered will now be put through the wringer. Hope he doesn't have too many skeletons in the closet eg a secret wife www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/n ... cret_wife/

No doubt every word that the new pope has ever uttered will now be put through the wringer. Hope he doesn't have too many skeletons in the closet eg a secret wife www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/n ... cret_wife/

Quote ="Cibaman"No doubt every word that the new pope has ever uttered will now be put through the wringer. Hope he doesn't have too many skeletons in the closet eg a secret wife www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/n ... cret_wife/'" He was a priest at the church I used to go to in Leeds. Another one there left the church to marry someone he'd met at a diocesan do somewhere.

Quote ="Cibaman"No doubt every word that the new pope has ever uttered will now be put through the wringer. Hope he doesn't have too many skeletons in the closet eg a secret wife www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/n ... cret_wife/'" He was a priest at the church I used to go to in Leeds. Another one there left the church to marry someone he'd met at a diocesan do somewhere.

Deffo prophesies the Apocalypse. "Peter the Roman, who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations, and when these things are finished, the city of seven hills (Rome) will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The End."

Don't know about you but I'm straight down to Church to repent...

You're beyond saving just as I am

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