Why the feck has she gone there? Are we going to have entire news organisations pitching up every time something relatively minor happens? Is the BBC moving from Manchester?

Or is she going to help with the search?

She's currently practicing that doey-eyed, sad voice impression, in anticipation for the worst.

While its always good seeing the best tv programme ever back two things spring to mind

1. It should actually be Red Dwarf 9, 'back to earth' was an abomination that doesn't count
2. It's a bit of a let down that they didn't carry on where they left off at the end of series 8 (although maybe they'll explain all later in the series about how they got out of prison)

tick tock tick tock

If the rest of the series is as good as the first episode, I'll be pleasantly surprised. Some of the jokes were great, though it does need more Kochanski.

What an unfunny show it is.

Is it a TV show?

It would have been rude not to.

Anybody watch [iParks And Recreation[/i? I'm not sure how the rest of the season is going to pan out with trying to run the Washington/Pawnee thing but the opening three shows have been excellent. A real step up on the satire side. Very promising so far.

Also, thought season 3 of [iLouie[/i may be the best yet. It wasn't quite a funny as season 2 but it had some wonderfully observed human moments in the first half of the season before it lifted with the second half of the season. Still the best US comedy around. Good to see [i30 Rock[/i back as well. Good opener for that too.

Is Nigella Lawson on drugs?

If she isn't, she needs to be.

Why?

'Gratifying larder'

'Celestial frying'

'Scritching of the pan'

'Kapow'

She's comedy gold.
People like her do [iactually[/i exist.

The best comedy on tv returns, [iMade In Chelsea.[/i



Please let the game commence this afty.


Listening to Adrian Chiles innanely bumbling on last evening was particularly nauseating.

Listening to Chiles anytime is painful!

He keeps jestingly asking Roy Keane to depart the studio and go and 'sort' various people out.

I wish Keano would reach over and sort him out, preferably with a stiff-arm jab.

ITV is for morons

You've been Trumped on BBC2 last night - available on iPlayer

Anyone wondering what an "Independent" Scotland would be like under Alex Salmond, wonder no more, the piggy-eyed slimeball would sell his (or more likely your) granny

Meant to watch that last night so iPlayer is my friend.

More fabrication from South Yorkshire police at [iOrgreave[/i?

BBC1 tonight [urlhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01nj32j[/url

[urlhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19982118[/url

Slash on Top Gear... what an outro

Great Zombie kill count on the Walking Dead on Friday.

Boardwalk Empire still has great stories, classy lines, lots of shocks and Character development and the best wardrobe / costume department on TV

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Pity Steve Buscemi isn't the same size as me

I had a lump in the throat as the supporters and well-wishers marched upto Michael Forbes property at the end.

Anthony Baxter talks to Mark Kermode.

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What was surprising was that Trump had absolutely no shame in calling the people pigs who live in slums. He has no pretence at PR particularly on the extracts from the golf channel piece. Not only that but the odious toady university chancellor who agreed that it would be shocking for rich americans to have to see poor peoples housing on their way to his doubtless tacky resort. Add in the local police who appear to have been pimped out as the local security bullies for trump and his bullying Irish contractors who intimidation the locals cutting off the water and power.

I truly hope this resort is a monumental failure. Trump has laughably suggested that his resort will 'put scotland on the golfing map'. For a man who doesnt even know which coast his resort is located this is a monumentally stupid remark. I am struggling to understand why any American would come to scotland and choose to play his course anyway. Rich American golfers come to scotland to play historic championship courses of which there are plenty not some disneyland resort of which there are hundreds in the states.

Made me laugh the way he said to his people (about Miss Scotland), 'get her a job.'

Along with the three jobs he had apparently offered Forbes.

Yes Donald, because that's the answer to everything, isn't it?

Knob!