[iNetwork[/i is a terrific film. One of my personal faves and so prophetic.

Pinhead from Hellraiser 3 : Shall we begin?
and
Samuel L Jackson : My names Pitt and yo ass ain't talking your way out of this sh*t.

Absolute classic. prison governor in Cool hand luke. "What we got here is a failure to communicate."

Logan: Everything made sense... until Box.

[iLogan's Run (1976)[/i


Alfredo: Get out of here! Go back to Rome. You're young and the world is yours. I'm old. I don't want to hear you talk anymore. I want to hear others talking about you. Don't come back. Don't think about us. Don't look back. Don't write. Don't give in to nostalgia. Forget us all. If you do and you come back, don't come see me. I won't let you in my house. Understand?

Salvatore: Thank you. For everything you've done for me.

Alfredo: Whatever you end up doing, love it. The way you loved the projection booth when you were a little squirt.

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Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very ed off.

[iFight Club (1999)[/i


Socrates: Death isn't sad. The sad thing is: most people don't live at all.

[iPeaceful Warrior (2006)[/i

The film has probably got two of the best speeches in cinema history which makes it so fantastic. I’d love to see a modern remake but to be fair Network was so perfect for it’s time.

I nearly quoted these very words yesterday.

Excellent choice old boy.

STOP!

STOP RIGHT HERE!

Where is Damo and who is this imposter - we don't go any further until we get the truth.

It's still perfect now. Everything about it is still highly relevant, possibly even more so.

Two more lines from favorite films that relate to me personally




Andy: The only reason I get up in the morning is to see if my luck's changed. And it never bloody has.

[iBrassed Off (1996)[/i


Archer: Sometimes, someday I somehow get the strangest notion they're trying to break my spirit.

[iScum (1979)[/i

'f*ck off, I'm full'

It’s like one of two foreign language films that I’ve seen in my life. The other one was a Korean War film called Taegukgi Hwinallimyo. I’ll have to try and watch some more!

Smokey, this is not Vietnam. This is bowling. There are rules here.

for the older ones a classic movie was/is

Arsenic & Old Lace starring Cary Grant

his new bride asks him - "does insanity run in your family ?"

he replies - "it doesn't run,it positivley gallops !"

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"keep the change, ya filthy animal!!!"

"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

Just thought of a couple of others.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
and

"If you will apologise to my mule,like I know your gonna do."

Kenneth Williams in Carry On Cleo

"Infamy,Infamy ! they've all got it in for me !"

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?

Brian's Mum: Oh stop thinking about sex.

Brian : I wasn't.

Brian's Mum: You're always on about it. Morning, noon, and night. Will the girls
like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.

Blazing Saddles

Fargo

"Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin"
"In what way?"
"I dunno... just funny-lookin'"
"Can you be any more specific?"
"I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised."
"Was he funny lookin' apart from that? "

Bartleby Gaines: Nah, I'm not going to answer your question, 'cause you guys have already made up your minds. I'm an expert in rejection, and I can see it on your faces, and it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look and not by who we are, just because you want us to be more like them when the truth is we're not like them, and I am damn proud of that fact! I mean, Harmon College and their - their 100 years of tradition. But tradition of what? Of hazing kids and humiliating anyone who's a bit different? Of putting so much pressure on kids they turn into these - these stress freaks and caffeine addicts.

Dean Van Horne: Your phony school demeans real colleges everywhere!

Bartleby Gaines: Why? Why can't we both exist? Huh? You can have your grades, and your rules and your structure and your ivory towers, and then we'll do things our way. Why do we have to conform to what you want?

Dean Van Horne: Your curriculum is a joke, and you, sir, are a criminal.

Bartleby Gaines: You know what? You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime! Well, what about you parents? Did -did the system really work out for you? Did it teach you to follow your heart, or to just play it safe, roll over? What about you guys? Did you always want to be school administrators? Dr. Alexander, was that your dream? Or maybe no, maybe you wanted to be a poet. Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist. Maybe you just wanted to travel the world. Look, I - I lied to you. I lied to all of you, and I'm sorry. Dad, especially to you. But out of that desperation, something happened that was so amazing. Life was full of possibilities, and isn't that what you ultimately want for us? As parents, I mean, is - is that, is possibilities. Well, we came here today to ask for your approval, and something just occurred to me: I don't give a . Who cares about your approval? We don't need your approval to tell us that what we did was real. 'Cause there are so few truths in this world, that when you see one, you just know it. And I know that it is a truth that real learning took place at South Harmon. Whether you like it or not, it did. 'Cause you don't need teachers or classrooms or - or fancy highbrow traditions or money to really learn. You just need people with a desire to better themselves, and we got that by the -load at South Harmon. So you can go ahead, sign your forms, reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do. It doesn't really matter at this point, because we'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing, and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place, 'cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us, so GO!

[iAccepted (2006)[/i

Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.
Vincent Hanna: Maybe that's the way it'll be...Or, who knows?
Neil McCauley: Or maybe we'll never see each other again.

[iDon't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.[/i

i'm not a great movie person but Spaceballs (along with Blazing Saddles ) is brilliant !

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!


and

Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
Yogurt
Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!