As in, make some sense. fair enough berate me, but make sense.

Are you serious.

Can you answer my question?

i'm sure they are different things...if you pop into MnS you'll find they are! I love both but think of pikelets as flattened crumpets ( I know they aren't really!)
On the same topic...why is it warburtons crumpets are simply better than any others?

Finally...to the OP...congrats on a thread with great potential, lets hope it doesn't get ruined! I'll go and read the next few pages now and discover it has!

It's the stress of being on the road with Audi and BMW drivers.

I've just read the last few pages and realised I was too optimistic re this thread!

Back to Robinsons question...why do crumpets take so long to brown/toast?

Ask Dan

Why would an otherwise sensible and articulate poster suddenly feel the need to appease a middle aged bloke masquerading as a girl?

why have i been awake since before 4 this morning and cant get back to sleep.

Can you ask a coherent one?

because it was so damn warm in the night?

it was warm wasnt it mate. managed to get back for a few hours, brekkie and down the beach soon with the dog.
ideal.

Or possibly because your idiot flatmate left the door to the baby (<1 year) beardie's vivarium open and he managed to escape, only to be pursued by various cats with only the dog to protect him?

Which bit are you having trouble with?

I've obviously missed something, as I didn't see a coherent question in any of it's comments.

I know this doesn't apply to you Cornish (or me, or any responsible dog owners for that matter) but why do people scoop the poop, bag it and then hang it on the nearest tree or bush? If you've gone to the trouble of bagging it, take it with you or bin it ffs



Enjoy the beach with Molly

I've just got back from Beijing, frankly I'll never worry about cars in wrong lanes ever again.

Because he's the sexiest.

If someone makes a valid point on an internet forum, is that point rendered less valid if they're not who they're pretending to be?

And it always has to be true because the sentence ends with FACT. FACT

steph, ive always been amazed by that, however not defending people but sometimes there are no bins for miles around.i admit ill leave it(bagged and out of the way) and then pick it up on the way back where i know a bin will be.
beach was great, just shy of 80 degrees, cool sea and managed to get molly wet to cool her down, couldnt stay too long though as no shade.proper day out tomorrow though at the beach with her tent shade,her own beach towel LOL, we spoil her and picnic.mmmmmmmmmm

hope you and yours are well.

Fair enough, but people around here tend to leave it at the bottom of lamposts and when I asked someone one day why they did that they said because they know someone from the council will pick it up!, very annoying.

Glad Molly enjoyed the beach, I dread to think what the East Coast will be like tomorrow and Sunday, packed down like sardines



We're only doing one walk a day, first thing cos its too warm for them.

No probs.
Glad the French lady agreed with me

Please don't take this as a definitive answer but I'd guess it has something to do with moisture content.

Whoah there fella.
That sounds suspiciously like a pancake.
Or a crepe, if you prefer.

or a dropped scone