I had pikelets for tea every Sunday for my entire childhood in Leeds. Crumpet was a good looking young woman back then.

I could answer that, but not without being rude, so I wont. out of respect for those with a bus pass

I ain't got me bus pass yet. These fooking conservatives have put it back for another two years. Bastads!

And I know enough not to go shopping with women

as do I, now, but life at 17 doesn't come with instructions, or the combined wisdom of RLFans in my case!

and I'd argue it was Labour that spent the money that the Conservatives have had to claw back, but that's for a different thread, that I've avoided because Sin Bin is more "socialist worker" than it's healthy.

Good answer, to add;

Your eye takes in far more information than you are aware of. Your brain will focus on whatever is in your field of vision, that’s the bit that looks in focus. Although detail is missing outside of this narrow part of your vision, you are still very good at detecting movement. It can be very funny watching somebody react to something moving quickly towards them from the corner of their eye.

If you wish to look at another driver, try moving your head more slowly, or even better just swivel your eyes, far less movement, and much less chance of the driver noticing you are looking at them, it works in other situations where you may not wish others to know you are looking.

Why do some people pull onto a motorway, and without even approaching another car move into the middle lane, and then completely regardless of the road conditions around them, stay in the middle lane?

And also, why do some drivers (usually in an Audi or BMW) think that when changing lanes with a car on the inside or outside of them, they don't have to use their indicators because other drivers will just get out of the way for them?

Finally. Do the Super League Stobart lorries exist?

can I also add, why do people stop at the end of acceleration lanes, it's an ACCELERATION LANE!

why do people smoke when driving, one of the two will kill you, why combine them?

You really are pathetic, aren't you?

Does a rhetorical question require a question mark?

can you post something coherent?

What do you mean?

As in, make some sense. fair enough berate me, but make sense.

Are you serious.

Can you answer my question?

i'm sure they are different things...if you pop into MnS you'll find they are! I love both but think of pikelets as flattened crumpets ( I know they aren't really!)
On the same topic...why is it warburtons crumpets are simply better than any others?

Finally...to the OP...congrats on a thread with great potential, lets hope it doesn't get ruined! I'll go and read the next few pages now and discover it has!

It's the stress of being on the road with Audi and BMW drivers.

I've just read the last few pages and realised I was too optimistic re this thread!

Back to Robinsons question...why do crumpets take so long to brown/toast?

Ask Dan

Why would an otherwise sensible and articulate poster suddenly feel the need to appease a middle aged bloke masquerading as a girl?

why have i been awake since before 4 this morning and cant get back to sleep.

Can you ask a coherent one?

because it was so damn warm in the night?

it was warm wasnt it mate. managed to get back for a few hours, brekkie and down the beach soon with the dog.
ideal.

Or possibly because your idiot flatmate left the door to the baby (<1 year) beardie's vivarium open and he managed to escape, only to be pursued by various cats with only the dog to protect him?

Which bit are you having trouble with?

I've obviously missed something, as I didn't see a coherent question in any of it's comments.

I know this doesn't apply to you Cornish (or me, or any responsible dog owners for that matter) but why do people scoop the poop, bag it and then hang it on the nearest tree or bush? If you've gone to the trouble of bagging it, take it with you or bin it ffs



Enjoy the beach with Molly