Afternoon.

Just had steak pie, chips and gravy, going in the bath for a scrub.

Soon be dark.

The bath will? Are you particularly dirty?

It doesn't matter if she is because it'll soon be dark.

She must have been filthy. She's still in there, I think.

It'd end up cleaner if she gave it a 'Homeland' wipe.

Radox, innit. Still not dark (outside) mind.

Radox, eh? Bit pricey for you East Hull types, what?

Perhaps it is but I'm originally from Beverley.

Edit; wot wot wot.

Posh cow.

Next you'll be telling me you use Andrex Washlets after your morning poo.

I don't do that. (Washlets or poo).

Bit young for a colostomy, aren't you? Unless the rumours about you being a middle-aged man posing as a young girl are true...

I've cleaned down 4 Race horses today, Got in the winners enclosure, too. It's very tiring and although I can't smell it myself, I get told I smell of them a lot.

I usually have a good radox soak followed by a shower and I'm reet.

Swift change of subject there...

Eh?

Good night chat threaders, and a dark one it is, too.

It is. Dark.

Morning all...

Not quite the exact start to the day I had planned.

Not to worry, it still beats being in work!

Morning folks.

Wow, RG10, you got a reply.

Evening all.

Evening. That bird you've chosen to represent your persona in your avatar looks kinda dirty.

Morning all...

Last day before the weekend! Marvelous....

Morning one and all.

Normal service is resumed.