Presumably they tried gay marriage at least once before in history and only Noah spoke out against it, luckily he was also a boat builder.

The funny thing is that one could cite the story of Lot and Sodom and Gomorrah.

This is mentioned in Genesis 11–14 and 19.

The story of Noah and the flood, however, is mentioned in chapters 6–9.

So the Biblical flood came before all that stuff about men possibly wanting to shag other men, and being offered Lot's virgin daughters to rape instead, which is why Lot was the one good man who God saved.

He's not much cop on consistency, this God geezer.

Theres another problem of course - he wiped out the whole population of earth apart from one family, from whom we are all now presumably descended and yet as you say, within a very short space of time they were all at it again, gay-ing each other like billy-oh, no wonder he sent his son down to sort them all out who they then proceeded to nail to a tree, it was a bit wild in those days wasn't it.

Those were the good old days, eh?

Apparently it's gonna p[ii[/iss it down tomorrow. Anyone know which deity has arranged this one, and what he/she is upset about?

Things aren't getting better: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... er-Britain

Things aren't getting better: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... er-Britain

The [iExcess[/i claims it's the "apocalypse'?

~ROFLMFAO~

I came out to my car earlier on today and it was in a 2 inch puddle, the whole car in a 2 inch puddle.

Man hugs are definitely a thing of the past, I may even have to review same sex handshakes.

On a par with First Capital Connect's "major disruption due to adverse weather conditions" ie a normal shower for the time of year.

The country's gone mad.

I was in Sainsbury's a few minutes ago and a woman asked me if it was still awful outside. I said it was still raining a little (I'd been stood out in biredwatching - wasn't too bad). Then she said it was really bad and counldn't remember anything like it. I said yes worst for a couple of weeks (I really meant days but didn't want to insult her) to which she seemed incredulous. Then she added "was there a tornado here yesterdsy, I was in the Midlands". I pointed out I'd been on the other side of the county myself yesterday but when I returned it had obviiously rained while I was away! Madness.

Obviously [url=http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/24/sarah-harrison-muslim-kidnap-ditta_n_4661703.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopularthis lot[/url have a group fear of water..... and gay relationships.

I think there is definitely something in this wrath of God upon the nation giving up on Christian principles - now a Sikh temlpe in Leicester has been struck by lightning during prayer! Do you think that's a coincidence too?

God just has a sikh sense of humour.

Oy! that'll fook hindu. Unless you want them turban you.

God repeatedly strikes the Christ the Redeemer statue with lightning too. I've rung Childline but they're not interested! Won't somebody think of the children?



Anyway I've found [url=http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/10962704.Bradford_transgender_couple_getting_hitchedthe culprits[/url

God's striking a statue of himself? It's like a weird masturbation thing he's got going on.

/watch?v=kSqACNj2ByA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

ukip weather

Add that to the video site

Meanwhile, in New Zealand, some people have blamed the drought on those blasted gays.

[url=http://www.upworthy.com/this-new-zealand-politician-unleashes-one-of-the-funniest-gay-marriage-speeches-on-record-2This is an hilarious response[/url.

Brilliant, what a great way to get a point across.

It's great. Really put a smile on my face.

Cameron must revoke this gay marriage thing asap: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... n-and-SNOW Another apocalyse so soon after last weeks.

Cameron must revoke this gay marriage thing asap: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... n-and-SNOW Another apocalyse so soon after last weeks.

Quote ="Dally"Cameron must revoke this gay marriage thing asap: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... n-and-SNOW Another apocalyse so soon after last weeks.'" They are a parody of themselves at The Express - can you imagine if you are an aspiring newspaper journalist and have spent years gaining a very expensive degree in the art of news story telling only to find that the only job you are offered is at The Express, that alone would be a personal disaster worthy of reporting on the front page of The Express, "Debt-ridden student's angst at job offer".

Quote ="Dally"Cameron must revoke this gay marriage thing asap: www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... n-and-SNOW Another apocalyse so soon after last weeks.'" They are a parody of themselves at The Express - can you imagine if you are an aspiring newspaper journalist and have spent years gaining a very expensive degree in the art of news story telling only to find that the only job you are offered is at The Express, that alone would be a personal disaster worthy of reporting on the front page of The Express, "Debt-ridden student's angst at job offer".

It's a statue of his son. Which is even worse.

Ah, but that also means that it's a statue of himself too. And the Holy Spirit.

He doesn't like statues or anything else made in his image, he's very shy is The God.

Instead he likes us to go to one of his churches of a Sunday and sing nice songs all about him and his wonderful life.

If The God came down to earth he'd be George Michael.

A crap driver?