They ought to introduce these to British cities to give us blokes something to do while the wife is spending 4 hours in Next trying on 12 items before deciding she doesn't like any of them

Was a good one, wasn't it?

That's tb going to miss out, then.

First, I never take him when I'm going clothes shopping (why would anyone take their other half? Don't get that).

And second, because I just don't like shopping enough to spend anything like that sort of time doing it. Well, I like food shopping – but even then it doesn't take that sort of time.

Those Brasilian Love Hotels look a bit more stylish (and discreet) - if you saw Michael Palin's programme last night!

If women want to sell their bodies for a living, and as long as it's regulated and they have working rights like the rest of us where's the problem?

Shocking stuff.

I find organised religion more shocking than brothels

I daresay someone who reduces eveything to "I want" or money would hold such a view.

Hmmmm.

I personally don't find it more shocking, but what's that got to do with me or this topic?

Well, since you're our number one religious troll, and you posted that you were shocked, I suspect 100% Wire was putting two and two together.

Simples.

Whilst we are talking about things off topic i saw this, [url=http://www.thelocal.fr/page/view/french-magnate-same-sex-marriage-will-make-us-all-gaya land of homos[/url, and thought of you. I suggest you use this as real evidence to support your beliefs.

"Dassault, who is boss of the major defence group of the same name, owner of Le Figaro newspaper, and a right-wing Senator, said that if gay marriage was allowed, "there will be no renewal of the population".

"We'll have a land of homos. And then in 10 years there will be no-one left. It's stupid," the 87-year-old told France Culture radio."

What do you reckon, Peggy? Will you be turned gay straight away (so to speak)?

Not to god. All part of his plan.

Like rape.

Quite so. In the grand scheme of things, blowing up nearly 3000 people because they don't believe in the same sky-fairy as you is rather more shocking than a person paying another person for a quick session of rumpy-pumpy.

Just sayin'

Yes, coupled with the ability god has apparently given to the female body to shut that whole thing down.

I'm not sure what will happen, as a red blooded male I have decided I'm not going to kiss any French men, some of these people produce wine and if I am going to be boning their butts then in ten years there will be no wine to drink because they will be knitting or doing arts and crafts. I shall be conducting a full survey over the Xmas period, a few questions here and there. Then in a Seven Up TV series style I wil l shag a young French boy and then report back in ten years to see if he is gay. He probably will be because M. Dassault has told us so.

Ummmm. There's a thing. There is an awful lot of that French man-on-man snogging goes on. Perhaps this bloke has a point?







If you could possibly make that report a bit earlier, it'll help save on my porn costs.

Umm.... Am I married to you?

I thought you'd previously admitted to getting a semi bone-on whilst being bed washed by that male nurse in Pinderfields?

No that was a result of those photos you sent me of you and that prop forward from Hull FC in the shower together.

Marriage is a wonderful institution – but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Do you wanna tell [iOgre[/i he's an uphill gardener?

Wait tb and minty are a couple.....................The mind boggles

You never worked it out? It is pretty cunning, but my guinea pig cracked it.

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