Certainly would be prefereable to a view of aunties mug.

It would have to be Chardonnay or Tyler for me, just to pi$$ off Katie Hopkins

As the royal family are modernising they may go for the Beckham's slant. So the name may be "RAF Valley".

Well I'm not going to be the first to say its been born ...

Any idea if it was brown?

They are lucky it was a boy. The super-dooper politically correct proposed new succession rules have thrown up an interesting constitutional anomaly: www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wor ... he-throne/

They are lucky it was a boy. The super-dooper politically correct proposed new succession rules have thrown up an interesting constitutional anomaly: www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wor ... he-throne/

Can't see it yet, my stepladders don't quite reach to the top floor, am throwing pebbles at the glass to get her to bring it to the window.

They've sent out for curry goat so you never know.

Go steady.
She's being guarded by armed police.
Hope you haven't go ta backpack on atop that stepladder?

Nope, and it wasn't Australian either, it would have been out long ago if it was...

Brilliant
Kay Burley interviewing hangers-on outside a hospital in London, one bloke says "I've heard its a black baby", poor old Kay thought he was being serious for at least 30 seconds.

Class.
She's a star.

If she really is the new 'Diana' it's the 2nd one that won't be his.

Kay-Balls Watch...

"oooh quick, here's William, lets grab a word with Prince William..."

Some old guy, about 80 years old walks out of hospital

"oh no, its not William..."

Anyone know if there's been any tearing to the Royal Perineum?

The Royals are big on tradition, so I hope they go for Wayne, because it maintains the new tradition of alliterative names established by William's mother: William Windsor, Harry Hewitt.

7 stitches apparently, unless it's a media BS bomb?

Poor Wills. It'll be like lng a welly full of caviar.

His Uncle Andy might get him sorted with a couple of 16/17 year olds if the sensation isn't there anymore.

Absolutely. It seems churlish of people to poke fun. Let's just establish what's happened here. Nine short months ago, William, our beloved heir to the throne, in a fairy-tale scene that, in my mind's eye, I see in soft focus and full of shimmering silks, lace and probably rose petals, dumped a sackful up the front pipe of his missus, a Duchess from Cambridge. That in itself is no mean feat because, let's be honest, she's a bit of a minger.

In the intervening period she has, single handedly, and armed only with millions of years of evolution and the best medical care our money can buy, baked a fully formed small human that she has now pushed out of her cladger.

Name one other couple that could have achieved that amazing, wondrous and awesome miracle. Go on. Just one. See? You can't. It's just so full of amazement, wonder, awe and...erm... miraculosity.

And that's why the media are all over it.

One from the bro in law...

"The Royal Baby is said to look like Diana. All squished up and covered in blood."

That might be the best post ever.

The post after it swept the floor with it. Far more efficiently too.

10/10 excellent post

Don't know if its been said , or if I'm wrong or its changed etc .
BUT! whilst Queenie hangs on to her residence and the crown what if Charlie pops his cloggs ?

Surely then we should be flocking around princess Beatrice and asking her to get knocked up so we can see our future monarch .

You see this is what you get when you don't get a say . One day we might even end up with a mad German .

As far as I can determine, that's the one saving grace about a constitutional monarchy, it doesn't actually matter if they even have a brain, so long as they cut a few ribbons and host the occasional banquet for a murderous dictator or potentate to whom we'd like to sell something.