I knew we would not have to wait long for another De Pfeffel problem. This time it relates to how business loans were awarded which apparently including up to 1000 who don’t even trade. The Minister in the lords resigned because of the failures.
I would remind you that if you want to use his correct name it is Alexander not Boris which is his attempt to connect to the population. The problem is that Boris is only the first part it is actually Boris De Pfeffel which I presume does not connect so well with the voters.

Indeed
Another resignation, this time in The Lords (Lord Agnew of Oulton) over the governments handling of fraudulent Covid business loans.
It's amazing how easily tax paters money was "loaned", without any significant checks.
The mind boggles as to where much of it may end up.

I wonder if another enquiry is called for or are all the Civil Servants already dealing with other investigations. It’s one of the boom industries under the De Pfeffel leadership along with food banks.

Be honest - your just guessing again!!
Im not convinced he was attempting to connect with the population when he was 13 year old (suggestions are thats when he started using Boris).
Personally i prefer Alexander - shortened to Alex.
And if you're going to start quoting his correct name its not a capital D, its de Pfeffel.

I prefer de Pfeffel tells the truth but we know that is never going to happen.

Well Chissitt another de Pfeffeling matter, this time an illegal birthday party starring your hero. I wonder how many people knew that for it to be legal there is a time limit. If it under 10 minutes then it does not count, if only he had let others know of this clause.

Not sure why you think it would interest me, I'm all for going to parties illegal or otherwise, unfortunately I wasn't invited so I'm not really interested if that helps, and as for wondering if people knew that there had to be a time limit I doubt if anybody cares, other than you that is God you must be the king of trivia, so boring


Pm me if anything of interest comes up otherwise don't bother me I'm too busy cleaning me fish tanks, incidentally I now see your spelling our heroes name properly now TURFEDOUT's educated you

I like to be correct for example “me fish tanks”.

And here come the “PLODS."................ finally



They went thataway gov



Lyin Boris interviewed under caution

Comedy Central.
No wonder the rest of Europe, and further afield, think were a little island of ballbags.

Why now could it be that the Police announcing a criminal investigation could delay the Gray report from being released.

Edited for accuracy.

Haven't you got anything better to do?

When it comes to correcting you no because I think it is ME civic duty to burst you pomposity.

Wanderer don’t worry I will leave him alone now because like de Pfeffel he is a gift who keeps on giving and it’s no longer a challenge.

Another day, another party at No. 10
I know this looks like many previous posts but, incredibly, there IS yet another party that has come to light.

Boris says that he's glad that the Met are getting involved - more lies or, just hoping to bluff his way out of another problem ?

It's hard to imagine why ANYONE would want a police investigation.

I suppose it depends if he hoped it would stop the Gray report from being published for several months. That plan did not go so well because the Police have confirmed they have no objections to it being released in full.

One flaw damns a saint and one virtue redeems a sinner, innit?

The more investigations there are then the more chance there’ll be one that he can cling to as the least bad and therefore most important that we should focus on before moving of to the important business of blah, blah, blah.

I see the arguments about what constitutes a party are being given prominence at the expense of the more clearly defined and relevant govt info on what constituted an illegal social gathering. Also, anybody who wants a leader with even a shred of remaining integrity, dignity and authority is now bolstering Putin, apparently. If Tory MPs were that concerned about Putin, they could end this nonsense and put Raab in as interim PM until they can elect a new leader. Hardly ideal, but better than this.

That'll be the party of all parties if Boris is exonerated from this ludicrous attempt to attach any blame to him over these trumped up charges, he now seems to spend all his time defending himself instead of being able to deal with more pressing matters.

We can now add that his denial of any involvement in the repatriation of animals from Afghanistan turns out to be another lie.

"complete nonsense" was his reply when asked.



The fun part is that pretty much all of the cabinet are publicly backing him. What does this do to the credibility of the next PM, whose judgement will already be flawed.

The latest defence is that it is Zac Goldsmith (hinting he made it up) who has questions to answer. I wonder how many people realise that we are in this state because his fallback position is to lie even after evidence to the contrary is supplied.
I wonder how many of the cabinet will be out today to defend him.

Haven't seen much of Gove on the square box lately, perhaps he finally believe there is a chance for him to have a set of keys to no 10.
Mind you, they let all sorts in on a Friday evening :
Some even turn up with a suitcase, as though they maybe spending the night

Wouldn't be a bad replacement.

Starmer for a lawyer seemed to be acting strangely today in PMQs, pre-empting the outcome of both the internal and police investigations. I'm unsure why Labour would want Boris out. He's got to be a liability, just leave him there and roll out the catalogue of shortcomings and faults at the next election.

Sir Kier really is dull. If there was a colourful opposition leader, parliament would be fantastic to watch currently. Sadly Starmer is a wet drip, devoid of any character, off the cuff one-liners, just nothing.....Everything is pre scripted and delivered to the word.

Political leaders aren't supposed to be entertaining, that's exactly the reason we're in the state we're in. Give me someone serious and sincere like Starmer any day.

It’s not really pre-empting, is it? The facts are well established. Crucially that there were a number of social gatherings that broke the rules and the Prime Minister attended some of them and misled Parliament. I think even Johnson would now have to admit that if forced to answer a question and given a sufficiently powerful truth serum. To be fair he might play the moron or amnesiac card to claim he didn’t [iknowingly[/i mislead Parliament, if the dose weren’t sufficiently massive.

Further confirmation from Ms Gray and the Met isn’t really needed to pass the threshold at which a person with any sense of integrity would have resigned. Although having no integrity is key to his success in his head, rather than making anything he’s achieved worthless in mine. He thinks the rules are beneath him, whereas to me they just seem to be beyond him. The man is a fraud on every level. I saw this on twitter earlier - a clown who enters a palace doesn’t become a king, the palace becomes a circus. Turkish proverb, it claimed.

That you could look at that guy and then look at Starmer and think Starmer strange, is strange to me. Possibly I seem strange to you in turn, but you’ll have to wait until the Gray report is published to be sure - nothing can be certain until then, eh?

Just for accuracy, the question he was asked was had he intervened to put animals lives before those of Afghans.