[url=http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/01/19/ukip-shipping-forecast/The Shipping Forecast[/url

I met Bloom a few times in the 70's. He's turned out to be a far more sensible, well rounded and broad minded character than I expected at the time.

40 odd years ago ish.
Senile dementia?

https://twitter.com/UkipWeather/status/ ... 1266497537

https://twitter.com/UkipWeather/status/ ... 1266497537

What a tool that man is. I hear Putin says he has gay friends.

I don't have any, but schucks, I'll get over it.

I know so many gay people I'm surprised I'm not drowning right now... that sentence sounds a bit wrong come to think of it.

Are you a puff magnet?

I did read that he said that he never drinks less than 8 pints in a session. I wondered if ill health had forced him to cut back.

No I've done plenty of charity work in the past for my friend, a gay charity set up when his partner died.
Subsequently I now have loads of gay friends, they don't bite you know...

unless you ask them too

It does sound a bit wrong but we know exactly what you mean

Won't work. The principle is that flood, pestilence, war, etc affects those nations who give up their Christian faith. The drought-ridden lands may still have their faith or may have always been heathens.

Not being funny but are you sure you haven't got AIDS if you've been knocking around with a load of them?

We've all got Aids, I forgot to wear protective gloves when shaking their hands, at least they accept me now though, I tell them I'm straight and I get funny looks but I follow it up with "but don't worry, my white blood cells hate me" the doorman even ask you on the door "you got Aids mate?"
"Yeah bruv"
"Ok but healthy mate can't come in unless one of us gays breathes on him, either that or make him sit down on the toilet in the back"

Does that mean you always bite?

Who? The homosexuals?

Why would that be worrying?

Hardly.

The repercussions of gay marriage? Gay people will get married. End of.

What's the explanation for flooding in this country before gay marriage was made legal?

I'll be buggered if I know.

Well obviously, god knew this was what was going to happen, and so was getting his retaliation in first.

I'd have thought it was obvious?

Presumably they tried gay marriage at least once before in history and only Noah spoke out against it, luckily he was also a boat builder.

The funny thing is that one could cite the story of Lot and Sodom and Gomorrah.

This is mentioned in Genesis 11–14 and 19.

The story of Noah and the flood, however, is mentioned in chapters 6–9.

So the Biblical flood came before all that stuff about men possibly wanting to shag other men, and being offered Lot's virgin daughters to rape instead, which is why Lot was the one good man who God saved.

He's not much cop on consistency, this God geezer.

Theres another problem of course - he wiped out the whole population of earth apart from one family, from whom we are all now presumably descended and yet as you say, within a very short space of time they were all at it again, gay-ing each other like billy-oh, no wonder he sent his son down to sort them all out who they then proceeded to nail to a tree, it was a bit wild in those days wasn't it.