But you hit the magic X, Rock God, and seemed to grow up in an instant.

Had to happen eventually. I still find farts hilarious though, and I'm not budging on that.

Yeah, well let's not go there.

I'm a middle-aged girlie ...

and I love farts.

Do you prefer smelling your own or tb's?

Aw, no, stop it.

Fitting that a Nick Griffin/BNP thread transgressed into farts?

Farts are much misunderstood. People used to pay money to watch a performer whose act was about farting.

Whilst they probably wouldn't let him on BGT, I'm betting people still would today.

Across the globe, what else produces more happiness in the form of levity and general amusement than farts?

At some basic, universal, fundamental human level, somebody letting one rip is even funnier than all but the best pratfalls.

Long live the fart. Pfffffft.

The noble art of flatulism, as personified by Leonard Rossiter in his biopic of Joseph Pujol, more commonly known as Le Petomane. There used to be competitions in French music halls, with good prizes for the winners. The competition was fierce though. one woman was disqualified for having a whistle up her a[ir[/ise and a bloke was similarly turfed out after follwing through. Pujol could fart the Mllaise

I watched the Italian film on Petomane quite a lot of years ago.
Was quite an amusing movie to be fair.

He's a very naughty boy.

Go on then, if you must.



=#FF0000No. You know perfectly well that would not past the watershed test. Mintball

Just out of interest, how do you recognise Michael Gove from that picture?

Its a picture of an Ar$ole innit !!!!

Oh dear...

Terrorism is deep within most of our own political parties.
We blindly pitty those who aren't allowed the freedom of speech that we are afforded thinking that we are superior in our ways.

BUT. in the days where everything is recorded do you believe all ypou see on the BBC ?

Do you trust the big 3 so called parties with their big guns when waving them at 3rd world oil rich countries to get their own way.

What about the beautiful poppifields who keeps them so lush in a country that carnt grow a dandy lion.

Get used to this.

DRUG , OIL , GOLD , BOMBS AND ROCK N ROLL

the UK is one of the most bullying countries in the world spreading terror at home and away.

We provide it all, the way on terror is lifeline for it.

We allow our own to fall to defend poppi fields which should of been flattened.
We will kill our own for oil.

As for the WOMD FFS!

NICK GRIFFIN is just a anal human being who should of slapped harder when he was born, he's thick and the fact we are writing about him is infamously his epilogue.

In a word he's a #£*%. I dispose the man as he is fighting the wrong people . but he's just thick , stupid and in the well run media . don't get to drawn in.