Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...

You'd have thought the rodent seated on the front row would have heard the cameraman shout ''cheese''.

Photographers assistant : "Hang, on, hang on, bald head on the far left, we need one on the far right too, thats good, now middle row, I need another fat barstard on the left to balance out Pickles, as if, and could we have some more women please, oh, you don't have any more, ok, computer geek if you could stand just behind the old lady in blue, thank you and Cable, sit up and stop slouching..."

its a terrible photo really, you can't even see half of them and you really do get the idea that Pickles has just shoved his way to the front looking at the one either side of him and the poor barstard now crushed against the pillar because of him.

Gove has got his hand in his pocket.
Reckon he's got a semi-on and he's having a sly game of pocket billiards directly behind Lizzie.

That horrible bitch Warsi has got her mug in shot.
Didn't realise she'd been made ''Senior Minister of State''.

Another unelected tokenistic position.
Strewth!

Terrible photo because it's full of Tories I presume....

Football supporter politics at it's worst.

Assumption at its worst...

No, terrible photo because its full of toffs and spiffs who don't actually live in the real world, nor give a to$$ what the people of Great Britain are going through. The reply Cameron gave to Miliband at this weeks PMQ's about how Food Banks are fantastic places and proves the "Big Society" is working speaks volumes to me (and probably the majority of the country)

Ironic that he regularly accuses other of 'football supporter politics' whilst the next minute referring to hard working politicians as 'fat barstards', a phrase which wouldn't be out of place coming from the terraces.

No. It's a terrible photo because any photographer worth his salt would have round-filed it.

At least three people are not looking at the camera and others are partially obscured.

Have you seen those stickers on the back of lorries "If you can't see my mirror I can't see you"? THe same principle applies to group photography.

Whenever taking a group photo it's a matter of course to tell the group "Look at the lens. If you can't see the lens, the lens can't see you."

Its a terrible photo because,

Its a terrible photo, possibly just a test one and not the official photo, can't see any professional being happy to release that as an official shot of HM and her cabinet.

Your paranoia is noted though.

It's not paranoia. It's desperation. He gets his backside handed to him so regularly on here that if he sees so much as a [ihint[/i of some payback he leaps right in without thinking it through.

So it's not hypocrisy to deride others for 'football supporter politics', whilst yourself talking about politicians being 'fat basterds' and 'computer geeks'?

A lack of logical thinking I'm afraid.

Substitute Dennis Skinner for Gove and The Beast would probably have whanged his knob out and rested on Liz's shoulder. Just like any good team photo

She'd probably enjoy it after only having that daft Greek gimp lolling about on top of her for the last 60 odd years.

She never went cowgirl then?

Congratulations on demonstrating, yet again, your inability to comprehend simple concepts. Or even the English language.

No, it's not hypocrisy. Because it isn't football supporter politics. Have a think about it.

Why does every team photo contain someone who thinks they're the very first to do that?

Nice little earner for me over the years though.

I charge the miscreants £20 an inch for Photoshop enhancement.

Congratulations on your inability to understand even the most simple logic. Pointless even trying to argue with someone with your lack of intellect.

Next thing you know I will have had my ' handed to me again'. Cringeworthy.

Logic.



You wouldn't recognise logic if it walked up and kicked you in the nuts.