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| Oh, and Cameron is a bell end.
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| Quote ="Barnabus":2qzyt9t0Sign of the times, mediocrity is seen as genius these days.'"
Quite like Kevin Bridges, but in the main I am old school and still think the likes of Tommy Cooper, Eric Morecombe, Bob Monkhouse (politics apart) deserved the 'genius' title.
I often watch comedy shows on telly and you often see a really funny one, but I tend top forget their names.
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| Quote ="Barnabus"Oh, and Cameron is a bell end.'"
Agreed, so is his mate Gideon and the likes of Gove are f'kin 'dangerous'
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| Quote ="rover49":6kw4rfizWhich current comedian(s) would you pay your money to go watch?
Not saying he's brilliant by the way, just that whenever a comedian is mentioned on here, there's a steady stream of posters afterwards saying how unfunny they are.'"
Fair. Carr isn't a genious by any means, but his shows aren't bad (the older ones) and his one liners are good.
Eddie Izzard's my all-time fave, Ross Noble & Stewart Lee up there too along with a couple of Americans who I can't recall the names of.
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| Quote ="Barnabus"
Eddie Izzard's my all-time fave, Ross Noble & Stewart Lee up there too along with a couple of Americans who I can't recall the names of.'"
The ones I was brought up on are mostly no longer here, the likes of Bill Hicks, Andy Kaufman and the old stager Jack Burns. I am not too familiar with current American comedians.
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| Quote ="Ferocious Aardvark"The trouble with that is that everything done is perfectly legal. There is no law against setting up a service company. Tax laws on company income, profits etc are equally clear cut, as are the provisions regarding offshore taxation, non-doms tax position etc.
What I think HMRC don't do properly (and maybe this is the more specific legislation they need, I'm no expert) is catch what I'd call "associated operations". In the case of Jimmy Carr, how that would work is to look at the reality of the situation, which is that in truth, people are paying lots of money to watch Jimmy Carr, and Jimmy Carr is receiving that money as an income. If that much is clear (as in his case it seems to be) then all you need is HMRC to have the power to choose to tax him as if he was being paid it personally in cash, and choose not to tax it as it would if all the associated operations by which the cash arrives at the same place but via a circuitous route, were the correct taxable vehicle. These would instead be deemed associated operations and while not illegal, not effective for tax purposes.
However, I'd like to think that any such cases would start with the biggest fiddlers.'"
Well that is what I would do for anyone who sets up a company simply to avoid tax as opposed to trade. It's been common practice for years for self employed contractors to do as Carr has done. They are clearly being paid as individuals for their services and are just using the company to avoid tax.
I still think some sort of legislation about what is tax free as opposed to what isn't tax free would be far easier to police. ISA's and pension contributions tax free - fine. Pay yourself a pittance of a salary from your company and take income a different way thus paying less tax - tax it as income.
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| Quote ="DaveO"Well that is what I would do for anyone who sets up a company simply to avoid tax as opposed to trade. It's been common practice for years for self employed contractors to do as Carr has done. They are clearly being paid as individuals for their services and are just using the company to avoid tax.
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Not only that, but there have been several cases we've heard about (and thus dozens we haven't) where top earners eg council executives etc. have been allowed to "retire" on full pension and then carry on doing the same job as before, but as an outside consultant provided by the company now being paid by the Council to provide the service.
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| Quote ="DaveO"
I still think some sort of legislation about what is tax free as opposed to what isn't tax free would be far easier to police. ISA's and pension contributions tax free - fine. Pay yourself a pittance of a salary from your company and take income a different way thus paying less tax - tax it as income.'"
The problem with any attempt to simplify the tax system is that there will always be losers when allowances and exemptions are removed, and not necessarily the rich. Usually these exemptions were introduced for a valid reason, but have been exploited.
"Pastygate" was a fairly good example of a tax change that initially had good intentions, was mainly targeted at the supermarkets, but went horribly wrong because it hit the good guys as well.
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| Quote ="Cibaman"The problem with any attempt to simplify the tax system is that there will always be losers when allowances and exemptions are removed, and not necessarily the rich. Usually these exemptions were introduced for a valid reason, but have been exploited.
"Pastygate" was a fairly good example of a tax change that initially had good intentions, was mainly targeted at the supermarkets, but went horribly wrong because it hit the good guys as well.'"
I didn't think it went wrong because it hit any good guys. It went wrong because it was a ludicrous tax you couldn't police. In that sense it does have a lot in common with the seeming inability to police the current income tax system.
One way to simplify things would be to have all income taxed at the same rate. Then it would close loopholes where the self employed can pay themselves a small salary and then use their company to pay them in such as way as the rate of tax paid is less than it would be if they took the cash as salary.
I am sure income tax system it is a ludicrously complex one and IMO the only way you are going to prevent wholesale tax avoidance is to simplify it radically.
Avoidance or evasion, the difference is moot in my opinion when legal schemes can result in the likes of Carr paying 1% in tax so something needs to be done.
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| May I suggest that anyone who takes the p1ss like this should be subject to a huge retrospective fine. Preferably equal to their income. That would teach them.
Also I would suggest we should be fining their financial advisors an equal amount. That would teach them too.
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| Quote ="billypop"May I suggest that anyone who takes the p1ss like this should be subject to a huge retrospective fine. Preferably equal to their income. That would teach them.
Also I would suggest we should be fining their financial advisors an equal amount. That would teach them too.'"
But what he did was, as it stands, legal.
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| Why is anyone surprised at Cameron's hypocrisy? He's a hypocrite what what else should we expect?
BTW I know who Jimmy Carr is but I don't think I've ever seen him perform. He looks a bit like Cameron I think. Has anyone seen them in the same room together?
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| Quote ="Big Graeme"But what he did was, as it stands, legal.'"
As I said before, it may not be. It probably has not been tested. The people who design and sell these schemes take legal opinion but an opinion is just an opinion. They also normally point out the risks in the small print and in the even smaller print there will be a huge fee for the salesman. Although I do not know this particular scheme's details it is almost certainly too simple to say it is legal.
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| Quote ="Big Graeme"But what he did was, as it stands, legal.'"
I kmow. So make a law that says that people who take the p1ss are subject to severe sanctions. And anyone who can't see that this is a p1sstake is seriously stupid.
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| Quote ="billypop"I kmow. So make a law that says that people who take the p1ss are subject to severe sanctions. And anyone who can't see that this is a p1sstake is seriously stupid.'"
Fine, your task for the weekend is to frame that in a statement that could stand up in a court of law
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| I assume Carr, Barlow etc are all self employed. Why don't HMRC do what they do to the ordinary self employed chippy or bricky working for a builder and get the promoter or record company to deduct 20% (or 45% in their case) from any payment they make to the performer and send it to HMRC, it would then be up to the individual to submit accounts and get any refund themselves.
I would assume this legislation could be tweaked to include ALL self employed people working labour only for a third party without too much hassle. Whether the political will to upset major party donors is there is another question.
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| Quote ="Dally"As I said before, it may not be. It probably has not been tested. The people who design and sell these schemes take legal opinion but an opinion is just an opinion.'"
What part of "as it stands" did you miss?
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| Quote ="cod'ead"The Daily Mirror nails it:
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bitter and jealous, who'd have thought.
Why isn't Milliband on that page, or Kinnock, or Prescott?
it suits the looney left to pillory the right, but they won't expose their own.
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| Quote ="Standee"bitter and jealous, who'd have thought.
Why isn't Milliband on that page, or Kinnock, or Prescott?
it suits the looney left to pillory the right, but they won't expose their own.'"
Do you have any evidence of them offshoring money to avoid paying tax on it?
I wondered when you'd pop up with your stock "jealous" comment
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| Quote ="cod'ead"Do you have any evidence of them offshoring money to avoid paying tax on it?
I wondered when you'd pop up with your stock "jealous" comment'"
It's a stock comment because it's accurate cod'ead, I'm not ssaying it's "right", but it is legal, and labour had years to change the law and never did, how many millions did Blurgh and Brownose make out of being PM.
the whole political and social "elite" are allowed to do as they please, amazing how nobody has mentioned F1 drivers domiciled in Monaco (for tax purposes) or footballers with offshore "foundations".
to make tax avoidance a Cameron issue is to be blind to the facts.
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| Quote ="Standee"
to make tax avoidance a Cameron issue is to be blind to the facts.'"
Cameron made it a Cameron issue when he publicly derided one tax avoider, whilst conveniently ignoring the many tax avoiders who fund his personal wealth and that of his party.
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| Quote ="Rock God X"Cameron made it a Cameron issue when he publicly derided one tax avoider, whilst conveniently ignoring the many tax avoiders who fund his personal wealth and that of his party.'"
Spot on.
Quite what how much Blair or Brown made as PM has to do with this, or why only Labour PM's were picked out I really don't know.
Cameron described one off-shore tax dodger as "morally wrong", why won't he pick anyone else out?
Presumably by calling Jimmy Carr's affairs morally wrong Cameron is just jealous?
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