Unlike you who has a post count on here of 18,200 in 9 years?
someone else needs to get a life?

He would have a couple of thousand in the big crash at least

For years we couldn't receive Channel 5.
Even since we (finally) went digital, I still regard Channel 5 as the place where there is stuff I never want to see, so when Big Brother went there, it ceased to exist as far as I was concerned.
Not that I ever watched it for long when it was on Channel 4 (?) ... it was like finding yourself in a particular pub or house that you immediately knew to avoid in the future, so avoid it I did.

So, I'm out.

Oh dear. You missed the bit of my post where I said:
"Unlike us on these boards of course, which are a plainly wonderful and productive use of one's time", then, did you?

*gruff Scottish voice*
"Just so you know, I won't waste anae more of your time, I'm oot as well"

You said nothing of the kind

He's got to say something when smacked in the gob by his own irony hasn't he?

"Aah wish you every success lovey, but aahm owt as well."

He did.

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How stupid do you feel now?

I don't feel stupid at all.
Tricked maybe.
If you want to play silly games, feel free ... but people like to see what you've written or at least have an inkling that you have written something in addition that is immediately visible.
Not hidden or partially hidden in some way.
Still if it bloats your ego ... well done.
I'll press quote for all your posts from now on then shall I, just in case?

I doubt that. Though I don't discount it.


"Tricked"? Idiot. How can I trick you, when I would have no clue you would even read it, let alone reply?




I thought that the comments I made were plainly obvious irony, and am sure most "got it". If you hadn't been so keen to jump down my throat with some perceived chance of derisively scoring some point, I'm sure you'd have got it too, but hey ho.

It would spoil the OP to end it with an explanatory nudge for the stupid or the exciteable, and the sole reason I added an invisible one was just because it's tiresome when the occasional axe-grinder nevertheless misses the irony, in their rush to score what they gleefully believe to be a clever point, and subsequently equally tiresomely (but sadly predictably) maintains that it was never intended as ironic in the first place. A precaution, if you like.




Do you whatever you like old boy, but perhaps it might be wise to just do that before casting smart-ass barbs like you thought you did in my direction:-

You showed yourself up. Deal with it.

I went on what you wrote that was visible. Why wouldn't I?, I wasn't alone.
You don't usually do comedy or irony ... my mistake.
And I have dealt with it.

You were. Unless you're counting "Rommel", I suppose.
It was plainly ironic, but I won't labour the point.




I very frequently do, although tbf I major in sarcasm.


Good man. That's the spirit.

So does that mean we are friends again?

I must be weird. I never consider that I have fallen out with anybody. I just randomly reply to posts that catch my attention, once written that's it. But the bottom line is I love everybody.
=#FFFFFFWell except mystic eddie of course. And that tb can be a bit trying. Tigertot is OK but just so UGLY. Oh and . . .

I read it all this time.


Perhaps I'm learning.
Back to the topic............

It's rumoured that Jodie Marsh is set to appear in the show. I think it’s amazing how body building has changed her life around.

I wonder if her and Frankie will get it on?

This is the most amazing series of CBB since George Galloway was a cat in one of the ancient series. Andrew Stone turning into a stone was so Ironic haha! He’s been the star of the show so far and I’ll be devastated if he gets kicked out tonight. WHAT A CHARACTER!

Would anybody really notice if Channel 5 pulled the plug and left these non-celebrities wiling away their days, believing that people are interested in their dull, lifeless existance??

Certainly, nobody I know is watching this rubbish, bar Damo and the Daily Star's half dozen readers, and as actual 'celebrities' they weren't exactly being overrun with work offers, so surely it'd be a fitting end to the Big Brother 'experiment' if they were turned off without them actually realising?

It would be catastrophic if Big Brother ceased to subsist. Your sweeping statement of generalisations is tedious, offensive, ignorant, cold hearted, mean spirited, narrow minded and above all WRONG!

Perhaps I’m looking too much into this, but do you really know the people that you claim to know?

I seriously have my doubts because if I had an acquaintance like yourself, I wouldn’t give them a hint that I watch to show due to their stinking attitude towards it. I’d rather stay a closet big brother fan and find somewhere on the internet where one of my favourite shows won’t be belittled in such a grotesque fashion. Perhaps you could learn to be a little more sensitive in future. Then maybe the people who you claim to know might just become more relaxed and start to be themselves as opposed to been on the edge when corresponding with you.

I'd prefer the Frankie Boyle suggestion, that each time someone is evicted instead of those inside the house hearing the cheers of a packed crowd they should instead be met with a chilling silence, followed by a single gunshot.

Their reactions would make for much better viewing.

It’s a shame that Natasha was evicted because she deserved a lot more time in the big brother house than Nicola. I hope the public warm to Natasha after her great attitude to life was showcased during her stint in the nations favourite bungalow. However I fear that the majority of the British public are an unforgivable lot who will probably hold what she did in the past against her till the day she dies. But you won't get her down!

This just in: Official viewing figures for Celebrity Big Brother 2012

1 - Damo, Leeds

Nice nipples too!!