Well if the budget has an ounce of truth in it - then it would suggest he has turned a corner?

Is he going to be able to learn the art of changing his new babies nappies?
It seems he hasn't quite managed it with his first 5 spawn?

I sure he can but if you could afford someone to do it for you - surely that is what you would do?

The someone to do it for him, probably incorporates changing his household lightbulbs as well.

Quite possibly - do you change the light bulbs at your place of work - of course not because your time is far too valuable to your employer for you to undertake menial tasks i.e. the opportunity cost is significant.

Do you think I clean my office - of course not - simple economics

Just as long as he doesn't spit his dummy out if the nanny decides to wipe the babies @rse before his.

the proof of the pudding is in the eating -- not the capacity of the pudding

I contemplated clapping for the toenail but fortunately I was busy studying form for a bet in the 8-11pm race at Gulfstream Park.

Hope the studying paid off.

Boooooooooom!
Chicken dinner at 11/4.

Fear not all, Bozza is still alive and kicking.
The Donald bas informed us he talked to him last night, [i'he sounded great, like the old Boris.'[/i

The same donald who recommended injecting bleach into infected lungs?

[i'Everybody loves me,'[/i yeah, that headbanger.

Donald even makes Corbyn look competent

Makes Boris look like a Noble Prize contender

I wonder if he’d volunteer for that clinical trial?

His election has got to be the biggest failure of democracy ever (excluding collapses).

This video is well worth a watch. It's the moment Dr. Deborah Birx realises she's sold her soul to the devil.

[urlhttps://twitter.com/Daniel_Lewis3/status/1253482576699969537[/url

Quote ="Mild Rover"I wonder if he’d volunteer for that clinical trial? His election has got to be the biggest failure of democracy ever (excluding collapses).'" Yes, but everybody loves him, he says so himself so it must be true. Some classics. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the ... nald-trump

Quote ="Mild Rover"I wonder if he’d volunteer for that clinical trial? His election has got to be the biggest failure of democracy ever (excluding collapses).'" Yes, but everybody loves him, he says so himself so it must be true. Some classics. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the ... nald-trump

It’s no coincidence that two of the worst hit countries are led by actual incompetent buffoons who couldn’t run a bath let alone a country.

One bloke wants to shake hands with Coronavirus patients and the other wants us to drink Dettol.

What was that song Jarvis Cocker wrote again?

The blokes a total fuitcake, crank, crackpot.
Mad as a box of frogs.

Is he even that sane?

Personally I'm waiting for the Trump testing kit...

But he didn't did he? But of course you know that. The blokes a fruitloop so you dont need to exaggerate his stupidity

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... s-reaction https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK214356/ "Bleach is a strong and effective disinfectant"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... s-reaction https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK214356/ "Bleach is a strong and effective disinfectant"

Someone ought to get him a double shot, domestos, followed by a detol chaser.
If it works, problem solved and if it doesn't, a different problem may be solved.

The guy is just embarrassing. Talk about power going to his head



(apparently he was being sarcastic)