How does the world stop Facebook?

For the greater good of mankind, i hope we can come to a conclusion.

Why do fat people get y when you mention their weight when it's blatantly obvious to everyone including themselves they are fat?

is this REALLY the way to amarillo??

Here we go........

Why did anyone ever think Socialism would work in practise?

Why did anyone ever think carers got expense accounts?

If you have to take anti rejection drugs for organ transplants because your body would see it as a foreign entity if you didn't how are we able to survive with other peoples blood in us and it not cause a problem?

Blood consists of three cellular components, red blood cells, white blood cells and platelets. When you donate blood it is processed and for transfusion the white cells are removed as these are the only ‘complete cells’ with DNA. Red Blood cells (Plasma) do not contain DNA so they can carry more oxygen. Whole blood is rarely transfused. If it is, the body’s immune system will detect the foreign DNA and attack the white cells.

Why do most people think "The Big Screen" is a mirror and when they see themselves on it, wave at the screen instead of the camera?

To get my own back, i make her go with me into 10 different pubs without buying a drink, i then go back to the first pub and buy myself a pint

P[ii[/iss off and leave me alone. It's glandular.

"I only eat because I'm depressed, and being fat is depressing"

to be honest, far too much emphasis is placed on weight, at both ends of the issue, I fluctuate between 11.5 and 10.5 stone, no matter what I eat/drink or do, it's just what I am, likewise some people are heavy.

people should focus more on health than weight, imho.

True. I've been under 10 stone once in my adult life, I was just diagnosed and having Gold Injections which kept my arthritis at bay but made me lose a lot of weight. All people could say to me was how ill I looked being thinner and how gaunt it made me look.

Now I've gone the other way as I've been on steriods for 12 years which doesn't help matters and gives you a "moon" face. As long as you have no health problems due to your size and you're happy in yourself it shouldn't matter.

Are you a girl?

are you a bigotted f'whit?

sorry, no need to answer, we all know the response.

Finally, confirmation. I am twice the man that you are. [size=50Well not quite, but near enough

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Why do some drivers slow down for Gatso speed camera's on the OTHER side of the road. s !

Why do warrington fans always think that THIS year is the year of the Wolfs ?

Optimism?

Optimism; a disposition or tendency to look on the more favorable side of events or conditions and to expect the most favorable outcome.

Pessimism; A tendency to stress the negative or unfavorable or to take the gloomiest possible view.

We’ve three good years, we’ve won something each year, are we the only club to do so?
We’ve had three years of the ‘wolfs’. I accept that next to the mighty Wigan’s record it’s not great, but for us lesser beings than you it’s been fantastic. I hope that one day I may be able to move out of the shadow your(TheSurgeon’s) personal achievements have cast over my life. Oh no sorry, that wouldn’t be too difficult, as your greatest achievement in your whole life has been to post, stupid banal unintelligent garbage. I can already do that, even better than you.

What do you even mean? Explain what that stupid statement means.

Quote ="Mintball"There was a three-part comic documentary done by Eddie Izzard some years ago, [iMongrel Nation[/i, looking at the ethnic origins of the British. Anyway, one of the segments had him going to Leicester University (IIRC) to learn to speak a little Old English. He then visited rural Holland and went in search of a farmer to ask to buy a cow from – using Old English. And that was an interesting way to show the links between English and Dutch.'" Was the cow a fri(e)sian? And was he in Friesland? If so, he wasn't in Holland and the farmer was probably speaking Frisian, not Dutch. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friesland

Quote ="Mintball"There was a three-part comic documentary done by Eddie Izzard some years ago, [iMongrel Nation[/i, looking at the ethnic origins of the British. Anyway, one of the segments had him going to Leicester University (IIRC) to learn to speak a little Old English. He then visited rural Holland and went in search of a farmer to ask to buy a cow from – using Old English. And that was an interesting way to show the links between English and Dutch.'" Was the cow a fri(e)sian? And was he in Friesland? If so, he wasn't in Holland and the farmer was probably speaking Frisian, not Dutch. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friesland

Genuine question, haven't been able to find the answer anywhere: In volleyball (not the beach variety) why does one member of each team wear a different kit from the rest?

Everyone knows that! It's the Libero.

In 1998 the libero player was introduced internationally, the term meaning free in Italian is pronounced LEE-beh-ro (rather than lih-BEAR-oh); the NCAA introduced the libero in 2002. The libero is a player specialized in defensive skills: the libero must wear a contrasting jersey color from his or her teammates and cannot block or attack the ball when it is entirely above net height. When the ball is not in play, the libero can replace any back-row player, without prior notice to the officials. This replacement does not count against the substitution limit each team is allowed per set, although the libero may be replaced only by the player whom they replaced. The libero may function as a setter only under certain restrictions. If she/he makes an overhand set, she/he must be standing behind (and not stepping on) the 3-meter line; otherwise, the ball cannot be attacked above the net in front of the 3-meter line. An underhand pass is allowed from any part of the court.

The libero is, generally, the most skilled defensive player on the team. There is also a libero tracking sheet, where the referees or officiating team must keep track of who the libero subs in and out for. There may only be one libero per set (game), although there may be a different libero in the beginning of any new set (game).

Furthermore, a libero is not allowed to serve, according to international rules, with the exception of the NCAA women's volleyball games, where a 2004 rule change allows the libero to serve, but only in a specific rotation. That is, the libero can only serve for one person, not for all of the people for whom she goes in. That rule change was also applied to high school play soon after.

Knew all that off the top of my head.

Do anti-depressants make you chuffed?

Why over the last 10 years has the 'Z' list been turned into the 'A' list of celebrities, for instance look at TOWIE, a camera crew following a group of thick vain s living off mummy and daddies purse strings do feck all but slag each other off and basically do everyday stuff like eat, drink and go shopping yet they are publicised in some parts of the media as genuine celebrities, yet if the likes of Christopher Nolan or Ridley Scott walked through a local shopping centre nobody would bat an eye lid (no pun intended).

Right. Got that - thanks a lot.



I'll have to bookmark your answer though, about all I'm likely to remember is libero.

Why, when people want to leave the motorway (specifically the m60 at 15 or 1icon_cool.gif do they think it's perfectly acceptable to barrel up the middle lane past everyone queueing to exit then pull in and slow to a virtual stop in the inside lane as they can't get in?

Its a ing motorway! You cannot drive at 20mph!