''Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.''

True Romance - one of the finest films ever made.

A few of Clints best

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dying aint much of a living boy!

Right turn Clyde



And of course...

Go ahead punk... Make my day!

Not forgetting,"Are you goin` to pull those pistols,or whistle Dixie?"

"You're right, she does taste like a peach"

(If Patricia Arquette tastes like peach, does she count as one of your five a day, and where can I get some?)

Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"

Gonzales: There is one question, Inspector Callahan: Why do they call you "Dirty Harry"?
De Georgio: Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.
Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?
De Georgio: Ask him.
Harry Callahan: Especially Spics.

She looks delicious in it, my word

" And finally on drums , Mica ' don't f... With me ' Wallace , ladies and gentlemen , I give you , The Commitments "

From THE finest music , nay THE finest film ever

Joan Sims "Lets go outside (Brighton Promenade), there's a cracking frontier!"

Sid James (Points to Joan Sims' chest) "There's a cracking front THERE, and all!"

And another from Outlaw Josey Wales.-''Don't down my back and tell me it's raining''.John Vernon as Fletcher.

John Belushi in Animal House

'did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour'

Carry On,Don't Lose Your Head

Camembert: I'm Camembert! I'm the big cheese!

or

The Black Fingernail: Come, my dear, let's take a walk in the arbour.
Desiree Dubarry: Blaimy! I didn't know we were so near the sea.

or

Camembert: Remember you must be circumspect.
Bidet: Oh, I was Sir. When I was a baby.

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ed by dicks. But dicks also assholes: assholes that just want to on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they too much or when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in !

"Matt Damon"

"Chris: Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your ing balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you , you'll all over your balls, got it?
Gary Johnston: What's your problem with me?
Chris: Yeah, you wanna go?
Joe: Guys, guys, guys! Don't you see this is just what the terrorists want us to do? The war is out there, man! Out there! Now, pull it together! "

Team America


"Ol' Jack always says... what the hell?"

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Jack Burton: Big Trouble in Little China

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

This TV line is worthy of a mention.George Cole as Arthur Daley in Minder.-''I don't know Tel,the youth of today,give em a leg to stand on and they use it to kick you up the ars.''

If we are shifting to telly, how about

'he'll not sell any ice creams going at that speed'

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c[iu[/int... me."

Bricktop in "Snatch"

Del: What's French for Duck?
Rodney: It's Canard
Del: You're right it K'nis

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Bricktop must be one of the most vile characters in a movie.
Loads of good lines in it though.
"Why would I want that caravan? its got no f***ing wheels on it."

Seek out Snatch Wars on the site that can not be named.

Anchorman.

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way

For a Few Dollars More.
Manco-''And how do you propose I join Indio's gang,maybe bring him a bunch of roses?''
and
''Tell me colonel,were you ever young?''

[iThe point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.

Greed is right.

Greed works.

Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.[/i