Kate in labour. A new member of our aristocracy could be with us shortly. Great stuff.

I just made the joke on another thread, but I hope the baby is brown. That'll be "great". Otherwise it's "meh" and a day when there's no point watching the news.

Why would you hope the baby is brown?

A woman is having a baby? That's me not going to the Wigan game tonight.

Phil would have a fit if that ever happened.

Whoopee-doo I can't wait

I'm anti-royal. I think it would be massively funny if the baby was born and it was revealed to be the result of an infidelity. I think it would be a shove in the right direction for GB to become a republic.

Do I have any ill will towards Kate or Edward (It is Edward's wife, right?)? No. I guess they are very nice people. She has certainly "won the hearts" of the Hello! and Daily Mail readers. And for that reason she is good for the royals. So for that reason I'd find it funny if her reputation of being so nice was rightly demolished.

I would in no way support a campaign of lies against her to paint her as bad if she is actually good. I'm anti-royal, but not that anti-royal.

"The whole country is excited" : David Cameron

He didn't say which country though.

Your scruples are that high I would hope you wouldn't support a campaign of lies.
You've been round the block that many times I just know you wouldn't fall for any of that BS.

Me, I want the baby to be ginger.
Would just love it if Witchell had been porking her behind the [iPrincess of Hearts[/i sons back.

Probably the United States of America ?

She may be not too posh to push, but I'm too republican to care.

If you think the news is going in to meltdown over this, just wait until the Mexican stripper Harry got pregnant in Vegas manages to break out of the Tower of London.

The comedy of commentators finding something to say is getting better though ... "As the temperature soars here in London, speculation is at fever-pitch ...".

Boy, girl or hermaphrodite?

Another royal parasite that we'll have to support, I doubt there will be a benefit cap on their handouts.

Don't forget reptilian.

People who are dependent on state handouts having children?

The internal moral conflict will hopefully cause the Daily Mail to explode.

She's only done it for a council flat.

Would that such a conflict existed.

Indeed, third generation unemployed.

And the funny thing is that they are in no way dependent on state handouts.

Cameron could cut off all funding for the royals for the next decade as part of his austerity package and they could sort out ways to get through the cut in a week.

But it's much better to make sure that health and education learn to be more efficient first.

Not subtle enough. Now if it has ginger hair and smiles alot......

Keith Lemon isn't the father, is he?

Then we know who the father is

He may well be

The BBC is now reduced to reporting about how TV channels in other countries are handling the reporting of the fact that there is nothing to report.