Seeing as the govinment are going to be tightening up the criteria for migrants, [url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/quiz/2012/jul/02/how-british-are-you-citizenship-test?CMP=twt_guhere[/url's a little taste of what may be to come.

I only managed 5/15 correct, so I'm currently packing me bags and looking for somewhere more suitable.

I gave up after six questions as none of them seemed to have any relevance to wanting to be a British citizen.

I scored 4. I'm leaving the country.

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9/15 for me, can I stay then?

I got 12. Not bad for a plastic Paddy

Woo! 2/15
All of them were guesses too



Guess I better get out my travel guides.

I scored 4 and two of them where music questions about the Pistols and The Smiths.

7 here. Got the Pistols and the Smiths too

All these questions are irrelevant to modern society. Maybe a test on the English language and British customs may be more appropriate. Why should people wanting to become British subjects be forced to swat-up on God awful bands like the Sex Pistols who split up years ago.

7 here too.

The current test is pretty tough too.

This looks like part of the plan to reduce immigration massively. Why they don't just say "No more immigrants" and have done with it, I don't know. Thats what's happening via a roundabout route anyway.

I got 2/15, every one of them was a guess too.

Ten out of 15.

TBF, it is just a suggested 'alternative' test.

There was no test when I became a British Citizen in 2004. I had a brief chat with the registra who was rather taken aback with my 'ull accent until I explained my situation, then I had to pledge allegiance to the Queen, sing the National Anthem and reluctantly have my photo taken beside the Union Jack, holding my Citizenship certificate. All this because they changed the rules on Indefinate Leave to Remain

Pledge allegiance to the Queen and sing the national anthem? That'd be me fooked, for a start.

I did have my fingers crossed behind my back, does that count as being rebelious

I got 11! Some inspired guesswork.

4 out of 15

glad i'm a froggy !

Where do you originally come from if you don't mind me asking ?

That thing about singing the anthem and having the photo taken - thats not official you know, it was probably a bet in the registrars office, the next person probably had to sing the national anthem stood on one leg.

I got seven and I think I will stay now.

Beat you ....

...I got a massive 6.

A bit like McField, I don't want to be British if Theresa May is in charge of the Home Office seting bat crazy questions like this (I want to be British even less with all the $h!t weather we've had this "summer"icon_wink.gif.

10 right, but a couple wrong I thought I'd get and a few guesses went my way.

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