Howzabout this [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10771855/The-Jamaican-murderer-we-cant-deport-because-he-claims-to-be-gay.htmlspecimen[/url as an asylum seeker then Mr Chicken.

Black....illegal.....and now apparently so gay, he would find his life endangered back home. I should imagine that would tick enough boxes to get the usual suspects on here to start waving their PC placards.

Shame about the drug dealing and murder though, eh?

Austerity is working? Not in Wales it seems www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-27761165

Austerity is working? Not in Wales it seems www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-27761165

Well the people have had their say and given a vote of confidence in David Cameron and George Osborne with a clear mandate to deliver more of the same. The Labour party is a shambles and the Lib Dems are all but decimated and both are headless with the voters showing the door to a long list of well known former MPs.

The PM has improved his authority and I hope this leads to his success in winning the much needed reforms in the EU. Who knows - if Greece becomes officially bankrupt this could lead to a new Charter at which there would be a chance make important changes.

Back home our parliamentary system relies on a strong opposition, so it is to be hoped that Labour learn from their mistakes and move back to be a just left of party with a new generation of leaders.

If Greece goes bankrupt I think we should buy it.

Got a 100 drachmae banknote in my tulip vase if you're thinking of starting a whip round?

Bloody hell we wouldn't need a whip round if you've already got that much.