Quote ="Hillbilly_Red"I know from other posts you are not a religious man, but I think I've been chosen.
Walked in the house Friday evening after posting to hear on the CD player:
"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man"
Sheesh
[size=85 didn't post at the weekend as lost telephone connection (again)[/size'"
Its no coincidence that you keep losing your internet connection - there is a Being out there in space who is sending you these subliminal messages telling you not to send your kids to Mars and he's switching off your broadband to let the message get through.