Can they really do all that ?

Is that the explanation for the scarecrow in my garden who's eyes follow you around when you're cutting the grass, I have no idea how it got there or even when it first appeared.

They've had to come up with something new now that those pictures of Jesus, with eyes that are said to follow you (a deeply mystical thing, it was implied when I was young and there was one in my bedroom) are not in as many homes.

I can't imagine many blow-up dolls requiring sun screen

There's only one thing crazier than Saddened and that's taking his shtick seriously.

I'm comforted by knowing the British constitution will protect me against snooping and such like and the relevant sections will be scrutinised openly and fairly by the relevant powers who police the executive.

There are however. perhaps, at least several reasons why that may not be the case.

Perhaps it is time to look at the overall comfort zone of the current political set up in this country and realise that at best it is bad and is so corrupt and biased that it will never change.

It still leaves me wondering though why people still like a monarchy and believe in aristocracy rather than meritocracy, the former being why we are in the mess we are.