I don't even know what that is, but i like dunking pink wafers in milk

It's a harmless liqueur with barely a kick to it. Give it a bash next time you're out and about.

And to think, I had you down as a drinker of decent bitter.
To whit, a drinker of some some discernment.
Well, one lives and learns.

What colour does the pink wafer go, after it's been dipped in green?
Brown?

Sounds preferable to the Benny and Hot.
But it requires a microwave, so no can do.

Just because I normally drink decent ales, quality lagers and rum doesn't mean I'm not privy to occasionally ruining my palate with something green and obscene.