I've got a great idea. Why doesn't each Member State have it's own currency?

The Euro experiment has well and truly failed. What a complete and utter shambles. I truly cannot wait for the day when the UK are given the long awaited opportunity to leave. A 'yes' vote will be like all my birthdays rolled into one, and watching the whole vile corrupt institution collapse like a pack of cards will be a joy to behold.

Last time I looked, we weren't in the Euro

Oh dear.

Do you mean Euro, or European Union?

Oh come on, he means either and both, I was dodging the spittle from here