Quote ="cod'ead"There's a simple test: lock your wife and your dog in the car boot, leave them for an hour then open the boot. Guess which one will be more pleased to see you'"
Probably right but your dog isn't going to dress up in stockings and sussies and exchange bodily fluids with you.
At least I hope not anyway!
You won't be fussed about all that business at your age I wouldn't have thought mind Coddy.
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