I thought it takes the biscuit, but policy has swiftly moved on. According to Newsthump, the winter fuel allowance could become a thing of the past as the government announced plans for fat people on benefits to be melted down to fuel the heating systems of the elderly.

Ah, but only [ipoor[/i fat people or disabled ones or any on any sort of benefits. Obviously.

And MPs aren't on benefits?

Goodness, no!

That's quite different.

Must be, most benefits cheats get serious jail time. IIRConly three MPs have seen the inside of a nick for their thieving of public funds