Quote="WIZEB"My old mate [iStaffy[/i was a serial dumper.
He felt the need to drop his kegs and curl one off in all sorts of different environments and circumstances.
The two times that I was in his company :-
1, We were at a mates party, whose parents had cleared off on their hols, when I got a, 'just keep an eye out for me mate', whereupon he proceeded to lock himself in our mates parents greenhouse and dump a huge steaming log. (there were two perfectly adequate toilets within the property.
2, Half a dozen of us had gone on a North Sea Ferries 'Dutch Dash', Hull/Rotterdam.We got totally w@nkered (like you do)on the outgoing leg, and me and him somehow found ourselves in the corridor outside the officers cabins. Oh yes, belt unbuckled, jeans dropped, and a big toby dropped all over the carpet.
Two further occasions that I never physically witnessed but the lads told me about........................
1, Him and a few of the lads went on the Norfolk Broads for a week. Apparently he got on top of the wheelhouse thingy and proceeded to drop a large one in front of the lads and a family in a boat in the nearby vicinity.
2, They were at a wedding when the best-man had the bad idea of taking Staffy along with him to break into the newlyweds home during the festivities.
Best man was just gonna throw the contents of a box of rice under the duvet and move a few things around. Unfortunately whilst best man was out of the bedroom, you can guess what else got left under the duvet.
Wizeb reminds me of a story from Uni invoving a complete anaimal of a lad from Hull called Mark who lived in the same flat in halls as one of my mates. They had an ongoing friendly bit of one-upmanship with some lads in another flat whereby each flat would sneak in to the others knowing they were in the hall bar and nick their booze or sabotage something ( e.g. bedding soaked in water, placed in a bin bag and then in a chest freezer). During one of these raids Mark curled one off into a casserole dish and put it in the oven at 180C. The now carbonised turd was only found the following evening when someone went to put a pie in the oven!
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