That Harold Shipman – he was trained as a doctor, so therefore all medical training turns those who receive it into "vile" killers.

Similarly, working in construction turns everyone into a Fred West.

Looking after your dear old mum makes you a Kray.

Every school caretaker is a Huntley.

And so on.

* This post was brought to you courtesy of [iDaily Mail[/i logic.

Don't forget truck driving will also turn you into a prostitute-slashing serial killer

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Very true.

One could, of course, add that being an aristo obviously turns you into a nanny killer.

Working in a job centre makes you a Denis Nilson. Or perhaps that was because of his time in the Army?

What would I be in the eyes of The Daily Mail as I work for The British Library ?

By way of an experiement, I tuned into Vanessa Feltz's radio programme this morning and was pleasantly surprised that during the time I listened (around 40 minutes), not one person phoned, e-mailed or texted in favour of the Wail's vile headline.

No doubt there will be many complaints to the PCC but to what end? I cannot imagine a PCC committee chaired by Paul Dacre will find against the Wail and even if it did, what pathetic sanction would they impose?

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I pointed out, on the [iMail[/i's Facebook page, that a rag that profits from sexualising underage girls on its website has absolutely no right to comment on any moral matter. It's been 'liked' a fair few times.

And the comments seem to be mostly condemnatory of the headline. Apparently the leader is worse. I can't bring myself to check.

Just don't go down any aisles with me !!!

I'm surprised it's remained to be liked. No doubt some minimum-waged/non-waged intern, will be getting his/her ar[is[/ie kicked sometime soon

Possibly abused by editor Paul Dacre, the master of 'double c*nting' apparently – particularly in editorial meetings that have become known as 'The Vagina Monologues'. Family values, eh?

I don't think they care, to be honest.

It's just about hits on the website. Which is why I haven't provided a link here.

Okay, hits/profit – and ideology. And it's an ideology that, unless the rag in question really does contradict itself, sits entirely happily with describing an eight-year-old child as a "leggy beauty", having paid a paparazzi for pictures of the child in question leaving a gym class with her mother.

I suppose the Daily Mail reckon all Tory MP's are engaged in auto eroticism as well does it. Mind you, it would be nice if the likes of Gideon, Dave and that pr!ck Gove did a Milligan some time soon.

Wasn't it autoerotic asphyxiation that Milligan partook in with an orange in his mouth and a stocking over his head ?