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3. If a winger is persistantly avoiding the ball/play, the referee has the following options:-
a) Award a penalty to the opposition side, (play not in keeping with the spirit of the game).
b) Play advantage to the winger's side, (rewarding for energy conservation).
c) Warn the winger and if the laziness persists strike him repeatedly with the whistle, (sado-trombum penalty).
HTH