10. One seriously disgruntled Graham Appo.
9. One light wallet for Simon Moran.
8. One excess baggage claim on a Qantas flight to Sydney for Johns' wads of cash.
7. One slightly less harrassed press officer.
6. Three club shop staff who can put their feet up now.
5. Five spare column inches in the national dailies with nothing to go in them.
4. 14 boxes of Kleenex for the Sky commentary team.
3. 60 spoiled ballot papers for the Man Of Steel.
2. 9,000 Wire fans reduced to gibbering, drooling wrecks.
1. 1,000 boxes of unsold "Champions 2005: Warrington" t-shirts.