10. Finland. (Finished, not Finnish. Buck up or you're fired - Ed)
9. The Conservative Party's chances in the next election.
8. The Australian cricket team.
7. Frank Endacott's Widnes career.
6. Law and order on the streets of New Orleans.
5. Everton's European dream.
4. Public sympathy for the fuel protesters.
3. The chance of seeing an original joke in a 'top 10' article.
2. Michael Jackson's baby-sitting business. (I warned you in no. 3...)
1. Terry Newton's season.